Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars:
– Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew?
– Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon.
– Boris Becker’s sunglasses just keep getting bigger.
– Whoever manufactures the Trilby hats for Mr. Garros must be almost as rich as Me, almost.
– Fabric Softner, also known as The Magician, gives pleasant on court interviews.
– It was very cold except for when it got hot, then it was not cold.
– I don’t like clay. Never have, never will, no matter what I say during the interview times.
– I am still the GOAT.
See Me on the grass!