Roger Federer holding a Knickerbocker Glory

21 Today

Good morning from a wet Wimbledon morning, this morning, I’ve just come off the phone from John Kettley who has advised that there is very little chance of rain during My match today and it will be partly cloudy. Well hello mon fans, here we are again and as the saying goes, another day, another…

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FEDAL – A Preview

Hallo zusammen, GOAT here. As I sit in My quiet room, small staff member in the corner should I need anything, I share My thoughts with you. Looking out through the window, in a comfy chair, legs tucked underneath the bottoms, I make the contemplations faces about tomorrow. I know you’re all excited, nervous, apprehensionate…

Nick Kyrgios

An Open Letter to Nick Kyrgios

Hello Nick Curious, I wrote this great piece just after My first match today, and before you created more drama and were defaulted. Just proves how great I am, again. GOAT here. I thought it was about time I gave you some free advice as staff and I feel you need some assistance given your…

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US Open 2018

Good Morning from Little Switzerland in the New York! It seems that last night didn’t go to the planned plan. Sincere apologies to all the commentators who I understand are all wearing black today. Chins up My friends, life is still good. Well, it is for Me anyway. So what happened? Well, the conditions were…

Flat Earth Theory – an essay

As the wonderful Australian Open is about to begin I would like to share some personal thoughts as a way of making the relaxing faces. I have been reading in this past year that some people believe that the earth is flat like the pancakes and this has interested Me somewhat. As an International SuperStar that…

Focaccia

Hello Little Ones, PF here on the middle Saturday. Quite unusual for Me to be on court today as you all know but I mustn’t do the grumblings. Mr. Wimbledon has put Me on last all week so staff don’t have to get Me up too early. Just a little notelet to share a little fun-time experience I…

Roland Garros 2017

Hello Everybody Fans, Long time no hear from Me. I hope you are all well. I am. It is with not much regret that I have to announce that the French Open, in France, that normally takes place in Paris (also in France coincidentally) has been cancelled this year. Rafaello’s winning run on the dirty…