Bonjour Mon Fans,

Long time no use of the bloggings technology. With the final due soon I thought now would be a good time to update you on My life as a retired GOAT.

First of all about the tennis, well, I don’t really watch it to make the honestations. If Novak is not winning everything we have another Spaniard beginning what looks to be like a long and irritating career. I’ve heard some people say it is Nadal’s son. I don’t know if this is true, but if it is, it shows how fast they grow nowadays.

Novak may win his 48th Grand Slam title tonight so we wish him well, especially since he was not allowed to play a few tournaments because he wasn’t wearing a mask in the changing room or something.

Not much has changed for Me in My retirements really. At first I decided not to train or play any tennis, but after the short times, staff started commenting that my tummies was getting a little bigger so I went on the diets.

I had a situation recently where a staff member needed a replacement wheelchair mobile device. Naturally I was ready to help. After much research and essays it was apparent most powered wheelchairs are quite similar and not up to My exceptional standards.

As usual, as I have done throughout My career on court, I had to make the visualization faces and create boxes in My head, then think outside of them. This is more difficult that it sounds because the boxes are in your head so it is difficult to think outside of something that is in you without going out of the body.

Before I write any more I am going to make the statementations. This article is not sponsored by anyone, anything, nor any pet such as a doggy fan (nod to Rose x). Obviously nobody can afford Me. Even Rolex send Me the freebies rather than pay Me, apparently.

Eventually I found a company that ticked all of My boxes. I contacted them and we had a meeting using the Zoom technology. Immediately My body went tense, the GOAT ears heard Scottish accents and it felt like match point against Andrew of The Murrays in the 2013 Australian Semi-Final. Was this another trick by Andrew or indeed The Universe? It seemed not.

During the meeting I wore the fake moustache disguises so they wouldn’t recognize Me. I like to be treated like ordinary people, sometimes anyway. They enjoyed the conversation so much they came to visit Me and My staff member to demonstrate the chair and it was like no other equipment in the world. It is the Rolex of wheelchairs, only the best for My staff.

The company is called Freedom One Life which is not good if you’re a Buddhist, otherwise it should be called Freedom Many Lives. The CEO is Alex Papanikolaou and he is almost as wonderful as Me. Incidentally nobody has seen Alex and Andy Murray in the same room at the same time so My jury is still out as to whether Andrew is playing the tricks on Me, again.

Needless to say I made the purchasings and the chariot was delivered as swiftly as Nadal dispatched Me in the 2008 French Open Final.

As you know, it is not often I make the recommendations but this was the special occasion. So should you know anyone that needs the best of the best, contact Alex and his team and mention My name for the extra special treatments.

For now, much love,
PF xxx