Djokivic seeing injured official

Novak and Rolex

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here, I am well, thank you for asking. I asked staff to turn on one of My television sets this morning and noticed the US Open is still on. I made the surprised faces. I thought after all the big ones had either left or, as in My case, not entered…

Tennis Ball Boy with Facemask

US Open and Ball Servant People

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here. I am well but please continue to think of me. As the U.S. Open begins, I would like to dismiss the event. We can put the little asterisk next to it to show it’s not really the U.S. Open. Andrew and Jamie of the Multiple Murrays are only there because…

Movie Review – Resufracing

The movie was filmed all over the world although I think it’s fair to say it was quite a low budget production. The costumes were quite ordinary and to save money, Andrew sometimes wore very few garments, almost doing the revealings.

Serena Williams and Andy Murray

An upsetting first week

Bonjour Mon fans! It’s been a tough week. I said week, not draw. I don’t know, sometimes, you do all you can but everything just seems against you and you realize life is just not fair. As you can tell, I feel rather down. You know I always like to make the honestations with you.…

The Science of Surgery

Having received so much positive feedback following My recent post using the Bloggings Technology that I have, therefore, decided to dedicate some of My time in Melbourne in the creation of a Science Manual. At the end you may print it and have it professionally bound. Keep it somewhere convenient for easy reference! If you…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…

My Views On Equality in Tennis

Ciao Ragazzi from Italia, At the time of writing, I recently decided to leave the tournament early so I could write you this post using bloggings technology. There has been a lot of talk in recent months about equality in tennis, a.k.a. deuce. If I may, I will offer you My perspective. For Me equality…

Murray Murray Murray

by PseudoFed, Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus Staff work all night, Staff work all day, for lunch and breaks I say no way Ain’t it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for them That’s too bad In my dreams I have a plan I really am a wealthy man…

Dear Andrew…

Dear Andrew of the Murrays, With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience. See you tomorrow! Sail on, down the line About half a mile…

Major Announcement

Hello Everybody fans, GOAT here. Today is one of those days where, in years to come, people will be saying, “Where were you when…. ?” I have decided the world is ready for My scriptures. Already a timeless classic, I have written The Book that will grace all species and will exceed the end of time. PseudoFed’s Guide to…