Nick Kyrgios

An Open Letter to Nick Kyrgios

Hello Nick Curious, I wrote this great piece just after My first match today, and before you created more drama and were defaulted. Just proves how great I am, again. GOAT here. I thought it was about time I gave you some free advice as staff and I feel you need some assistance given your…

My Views On Equality in Tennis

Ciao Ragazzi from Italia, At the time of writing, I recently decided to leave the tournament early so I could write you this post using bloggings technology. There has been a lot of talk in recent months about equality in tennis, a.k.a. deuce. If I may, I will offer you My perspective. For Me equality…

Pre-match interview – Roma

I thought I’d publish an interview, in the interests of being transparent. Journo: Hello PF, nice of you to give me a few minutes before the final today. Me: I know. Journo: How are you feeling ahead of the final? Me: Fine thank you, how are you? Journo: Um, I’m fine too I suppose. I…

An open letter to tournament bosses

Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…