Hello Little People, Many of you have been emailing Me and making many demands because I have been rather quiet in the lately times. You are yearning for Me and to make the honestations, I don’t blame you. I chose not to win any majors this year instead focusing on My stubbly faces that I…
Hello Everybody Fans! As we approach Shang-High My fans have been getting excited at the prospect of seeing Me again. One such fan goes by the name of Cynthia Fan. She wrote Me a lovely little song that I’d like to share with you. If you do not follow her on the twitter I suggest…
Hello Everybody fans, GOAT here. Today is one of those days where, in years to come, people will be saying, “Where were you when…. ?” I have decided the world is ready for My scriptures. Already a timeless classic, I have written The Book that will grace all species and will exceed the end of time. PseudoFed’s Guide to…
Hello everybody fans! This weekend Andrew and Kim will be married. Staff and I wish them every happiness. As you all know, much of My staff have infiltrated many areas of society, from The White House, Top News Agencies, The ATP and Sesame Street. Through such contacts I can bring you special secrets: GOATileaks. Here I…
Hello Everybody Fans! Since adding Istanbul to My schedule, I hereby announce the complete itinerary from now until the Summer. 23 Feb: Dubai 12 March: Indian Wells 28 March: Quick Shopping trip to New York on the way back, the Big Apples 12 April: Monte Carlo 13 April: Depart Nice Côte d’Azur Airport – Destination…
Me Three Kings Me the king of Orient am Staff bear gifts they traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following GOATly star O GOAT of wonder, GOAT of night I am royal beauty so bright Very high seedling, still proceeding Guiding you to thy Perfect Light Born a King on Switzerland’s plain Gold…
Bonjour mon fans, Today is an important day for My fans in Scotland. For those that don’t know, Scotland is a country very near the North Pole. Scotland today will vote on whether they prefer the word, ‘yes’ or the word, ‘no’. To My knowledge this has never been done before. It’s quite a complicated…
Ciao a tutti! I send you all the little wave. You will have noticed that I have been rather on the side of quiet lately. Tennis had to take the back seat of a rather expensive vehicle. You probably think I’m not like everybody else, that I’m amazing and truly something special. You’d be right.…
On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…
Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…
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