Hello Everybody fans,
GOAT here. Today is one of those days where, in years to come, people will be saying, “Where were you when…. ?”
I have decided the world is ready for My scriptures. Already a timeless classic, I have written The Book that will grace all species and will exceed the end of time.
PseudoFed’s Guide to Tennis and Life will expose the inner genius, how did I become the GOAT? What are the advanced tactics I use on court? What do I get up to off court? How did I wake up one day in Andy Murray’s house? What was I doing in Fabio Fognini’s bathroom? Who joined Brad Gilbert and Me on a hunt for ghosts? Did Brittney Spears and Leonardo da Vinci really write to Me?
All these questions are answered in The Book.
In addition I will gift you My personal philosophicals on spirituality, personal meditation techniques and advice on how to make your life better in every way.
At the end of the book there is a Glossary listing important people in tennis: players from past to present, top journalists and commentators as well as other important people that make tennis the great sport that it is.
Go to your local Amazon site, wherever in the world you are, and type in My name, ‘PseudoFed’ and The Book will magically appear.
I can confirm that this is the greatest book cover you have ever seen. Thank you to Mr. Grass and Mr. Alda for its creation.