Special Announcement

Hello Everybody Fans! Funtime Fed here. Before the announcement, I would like to thank Stanford for standing in for Me in the French Open, Roland Garros, Paris, France. You all know I’ve never really liked it there, even though everybody likes Me there. You can win today Stanford, remember, this is 2017, not 2008. Today…

Roland Garros 2017

Hello Everybody Fans, Long time no hear from Me. I hope you are all well. I am. It is with not much regret that I have to announce that the French Open, in France, that normally takes place in Paris (also in France coincidentally) has been cancelled this year. Rafaello’s winning run on the dirty…

I’m Dreaming…

Original written by Irving Berlin – Since improved upon by Me. You’re Welcome I’m dreaming of a Fedal final Just like the ones we used to know Where the foreheads glisten and journos listen To see a really lovely show I’m dreaming of a Fedal final With every fluffy ball I swipe May My days be…

PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

A Time To Remember

Hello My fans! Lovely to hear from Me and I do hope you have had a great year. I have. Something I have recently discovered is that as one has more Birthdays, one becomes older. Who knew? With age comes the skill of wiseness and I would like to take this opportunity to share my…

Pseudo Pseudo Watches

Happy Semi Finals Day, to Me! I’ll keep this short as I have rather an important match today… It has been brought to My attention that some unscrupulous person is selling PseudoFed  watches on Amazon.com This has nothing to do with Me whatsoever. More importantly, the PseudoFed store that has been open for over a…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…