Roland Garros 2017

Hello Everybody Fans, Long time no hear from Me. I hope you are all well. I am. It is with not much regret that I have to announce that the French Open, in France, that normally takes place in Paris (also in France coincidentally) has been cancelled this year. Rafaello’s winning run on the dirty…

I’m Dreaming…

Original written by Irving Berlin – Since improved upon by Me. You’re Welcome I’m dreaming of a Fedal final Just like the ones we used to know Where the foreheads glisten and journos listen To see a really lovely show I’m dreaming of a Fedal final With every fluffy ball I swipe May My days be…

PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

A Time To Remember

Hello My fans! Lovely to hear from Me and I do hope you have had a great year. I have. Something I have recently discovered is that as one has more Birthdays, one becomes older. Who knew? With age comes the skill of wiseness and I would like to take this opportunity to share my…

Pseudo Pseudo Watches

Happy Semi Finals Day, to Me! I’ll keep this short as I have rather an important match today… It has been brought to My attention that some unscrupulous person is selling PseudoFed  watches on Amazon.com This has nothing to do with Me whatsoever. More importantly, the PseudoFed store that has been open for over a…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…

Twitter Account Hack

Hello My fans, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today on My first of two days off. Mr. Wimbledon really has excelled himself this year with the schedule. Unfortunately, with every positive in life, comes a negative. It appears that somebody has hacked My work Twitter account, @RogerFederer – I’m not…

My Views On Equality in Tennis

Ciao Ragazzi from Italia, At the time of writing, I recently decided to leave the tournament early so I could write you this post using bloggings technology. There has been a lot of talk in recent months about equality in tennis, a.k.a. deuce. If I may, I will offer you My perspective. For Me equality…

Murray Murray Murray

by PseudoFed, Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus Staff work all night, Staff work all day, for lunch and breaks I say no way Ain’t it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for them That’s too bad In my dreams I have a plan I really am a wealthy man…

Latest news

Hello Little Ones, Most of you would have seen that Stefan Edberg and I are no longer together. I broke the news on GOATbook recently: click to read. There are many reasons I made that choice but I can’t think of any of them at the moment. When I do I’ll be sure to let…