Roland 2020 – No Winners

Bonjour Mon Fans, I hope you are all well. You will be pleased to know I am. It is with great sadness that I have decided to preview the final of the French Open in France. I have used the pie charts, quantum analysis, technical drawing technology, algorithm numbers and lastly, of course, the quadratic…

The Science of Surgery

Having received so much positive feedback following My recent post using the Bloggings Technology that I have, therefore, decided to dedicate some of My time in Melbourne in the creation of a Science Manual. At the end you may print it and have it professionally bound. Keep it somewhere convenient for easy reference! If you…

Flat Earth Theory – an essay

As the wonderful AustralianĀ Open is about to begin I would like to share some personal thoughts as a way of making the relaxing faces. I have been reading in this past year that some people believe that the earth is flat like the pancakes and this has interested Me somewhat. As an International SuperStar that…

A Time To Remember

Hello My fans! Lovely to hear from Me and I do hope you have had a great year. I have. Something I have recently discovered is that as one has more Birthdays, one becomes older. Who knew? With age comes the skill of wiseness and I would like to take this opportunity to share my…

Imagine…

Imagine by Fedennon Imagine there’s no Murray It’s easy if you try No Nadal below us Above us only sky Imagine all My fans Living for today… Imagine there’s no Nole It isn’t hard to do Nothing to defend or try for And no Hawkeye too Imagine all the linespeople Living My life in peace……

Urgent post about Mr. Harmans

Hello fans, I must take a moment out of My busy schedule to dictate an urgent post on My bloggings which will be posted on the interwebs (public). It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Mr. Harmans of The Times still has not had his straw hat delivered back to him after…

Pet (GOAT) Peeves

Hello Mon fans, I thought it was time to make the little waves and say hi from Paris (France). Even though I have a reasonably good route on My way to the finals, I’ve been a little down lately. The fact that I have to play at all is starting to dwell on the brains.…

Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…

Planning ahead on the clay surfaces

Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…