Bonjour Mon Fans,
GOAT here. I am well but please continue to think of me.
As the U.S. Open begins, I would like to dismiss the event. We can put the little asterisk next to it to show it’s not really the U.S. Open.
Andrew and Jamie of the Multiple Murrays are only there because I’m not, and I know they are both making the smirky faces about it.
I have spent this last week watching the Western & Southern Open in the Big Apples, New York, which is neither West nor South.
The ball servants, boys and girls… although I am aware that nowadays there are other genders. I do not know what they are so in order to make the political correctations, let’s call them the Ball Servant People, were wearing the face masks.
We are told by the World Health DisOrganization and highly qualified Medical Doctor Mr. William Gates, that we wear these face coverings “to protect others” suggesting they don’t actually work.
Therefore, the Ball Servant People are protecting the players but the players are not protecting them.
The weather has been like me, hot. So I ask, is it fair to make these fantastic volunteers not breathe properly while running around in the hot weather? Staff and I think not.
I have been making the irritated faces all week about this issue and other things as well, so during the Pretend U.S. Open I will publish more of my rantifications for your pleasure.
For now, I send you my love from my expensive homes, to your small dwelling.