U.S. Open & GOAT Retirement

Bonjour Mon Fans, Long time no use of the bloggings technology. With the final due soon I thought now would be a good time to update you on My life as a retired GOAT. First of all about the tennis, well, I don’t really watch it to make the honestations. If Novak is not winning…

Roland 2020 – No Winners

Bonjour Mon Fans, I hope you are all well. You will be pleased to know I am. It is with great sadness that I have decided to preview the final of the French Open in France. I have used the pie charts, quantum analysis, technical drawing technology, algorithm numbers and lastly, of course, the quadratic…

Djokivic seeing injured official

Novak and Rolex

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here, I am well, thank you for asking. I asked staff to turn on one of My television sets this morning and noticed the US Open is still on. I made the surprised faces. I thought after all the big ones had either left or, as in My case, not entered…

Daniela Hantuchova

Daniela Objectivications

Hello My Dear Ones, I am well, probably better than you. As the Pseudo US Open gets underway I breathe the sigh of reliefs after staff were shaking my head all last week. I know you are of the eagers to learn why. Before I tell you this, let us first learn about the word,…

Tennis Ball Boy with Facemask

US Open and Ball Servant People

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here. I am well but please continue to think of me. As the U.S. Open begins, I would like to dismiss the event. We can put the little asterisk next to it to show it’s not really the U.S. Open. Andrew and Jamie of the Multiple Murrays are only there because…

Tennis ball on a facemask

How To Play Tennis With Covid19

Bonjour Mon fans, GOAT here and before you ask as I know it is on the tips of your teeth, yes I am very well thank you. As usual, everybody is looking at Me for guidance and I take this responsibility with the serious faces. I have, therefore, decided to take a break from counting…

GOAT Update

Bonjour Mon fans, I am well. I am in South Africa preparing for the match with Rafaello (married). For those that don’t know the geography, South Africa in the southern part of Africa. Having received hundreds of emails asking Me to be careful of the Coronationvirus as I travel a lot. Please do not worry,…

Movie Review – Resufracing

The movie was filmed all over the world although I think it’s fair to say it was quite a low budget production. The costumes were quite ordinary and to save money, Andrew sometimes wore very few garments, almost doing the revealings.

Roger Federer holding a Knickerbocker Glory

21 Today

Good morning from a wet Wimbledon morning, this morning, I’ve just come off the phone from John Kettley who has advised that there is very little chance of rain during My match today and it will be partly cloudy. Well hello mon fans, here we are again and as the saying goes, another day, another…

Photo of Federer

FEDAL – A Preview

Hallo zusammen, GOAT here. As I sit in My quiet room, small staff member in the corner should I need anything, I share My thoughts with you. Looking out through the window, in a comfy chair, legs tucked underneath the bottoms, I make the contemplations faces about tomorrow. I know you’re all excited, nervous, apprehensionate…