Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here, I am well, thank you for asking. I asked staff to turn on one of My television sets this morning and noticed the US Open is still on. I made the surprised faces. I thought after all the big ones had either left or, as in My case, not entered…
Due to the delay of the rains I thought I’d pen you a little ditty. You’re welcome. Take a look at my Wilson It’s not the only one I got Very much a big Wilson Never seem to shank a lot Take a Fed Jet across the water America likes to see Me See My…
Good morning from the Big Apples, I have brought to My attention something very serious and I would like to take this opportunity to use the interweb to spread the words. Over the weekend whilst waiting for My match against, well, I don’t really know who it was, but that doesn’t matter at the moment,…
Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…
Dear Staff team in Manhattan in one of My stores, I was just passing and noticed this. You did a great job on the window dressing. Next time you decide to use a picture of Me I’d be very grateful if you could include My legs, feet and toes, rather than put them in the…
Hello My fans! I am fine. You’re welcome. I need to share some important informations. About two weeks agoat, My staff and I came to the Big Apples to do the relaxing times and go to the shopping. I bought one of those Space Pens here last year. Apparently they are supposed to write on…
For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…
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