Hello My fans!
I am fine. You’re welcome.
I need to share some important informations.
About two weeks agoat, My staff and I came to the Big Apples to do the relaxing times and go to the shopping. I bought one of those Space Pens here last year. Apparently they are supposed to write on anything but when I went to autograph one of My watches for Myself I discovered to My horror that it doesn’t write on gold. I kept the receipt so came here for the refunds.
I chose not to enter in the US Open this time because I achieved My goals for the year. Namely:
– Become the number one seedling
– Win Platinum at the Olympics (tennis)
– Learn to cook Cannelloni con Ricotta e Spinaci
– Fly a kite
However, to My dismay I discovered someone doing the impersonatings entered in the US Open tennis pretending to be Me! When I first heard about it I said, “Oh really, is he funny?”.
My true fans will know it isn’t Me. For a beginning, everybody knows I only play against players ranked lower than four thousand, two hundred and ninety eight until at least the semi-finals. Secondly the imposter has been wearing different color socks to My last tournament. Lastly he made the struttings around the court in a manner that was not humble.
One of My staff took an electronic photograph and caught the imposter with red hands. Guilty! Look for yourselves.
What will he do next? Open a twitter account and start making the tweetings? It isn’t that I mind, after all, as they say, imitation is the best form of flattening.
Anyway, let’s look forward to Saint David’s Cup. There is no tennis on before then.
Love as always,