See you in the final Tom!

Hello Tom, Congratulations on getting to the final, for Me and for you. I wanted to say, maybe sometimes when we speak to each other at tournaments and in the locker rooms, you feel surprised that I don’t seem the same person as I do on Twitter. This is true but it is not a…

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…

Top Coach Needed

Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…

Pet (GOAT) Peeves

Hello Mon fans, I thought it was time to make the little waves and say hi from Paris (France). Even though I have a reasonably good route on My way to the finals, I’ve been a little down lately. The fact that I have to play at all is starting to dwell on the brains.…

My Two Twitter Accounts

Hello everybody fans, or, as we’re approaching Roland Garros we should say, Allo Allo! I will write this only once. Today you have been informed that I have opened another tweetings account @rogerfederer. This was largely an exercise for the PR (Relations of the Public). I don’t know why the surprise. I can have more…

The GOAT’s Speech

To all My loyal Subjectives, As we draw towards the end of another great year for Me I wanted to send My Christmas, Holiday and New Year wishes to you all, so many of you. I had a wonderful gift from one of My sponsors that make razors (Lillette). They organized a trip to south…

Caption Competition Times!

Hello Fans! Following the typhoon this evening in Shanghai that made Me lose the match I thought it would be a good time to celebrate My 300th week at being the GOAT. Let’s have some fun times and write a caption of what Andrew of the Murrays and Me were saying here. One of My…