On the first day of Christmas
Mr. Wimbledon sent to me:
A nice bye straight to round three

On the second day of Christmas
Andrew of the Murrays said to me:
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the third day of Christmas
Novak sent to me:
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the fourth day of Christmas
Wilson sent to me:
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the fifth day of Christmas
Rafa said to me, “A lot more Masters than you”:
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the sixth day of Christmas
Nalbandian sent to me:
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the seventh day of Christmas
Judy of the Murrays sent to me:
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the eighth day of Christmas
Hawkeye sent to me:
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the ninth day of Christmas
Tomas Berdych sent to me:
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the tenth day of Christmas
Bjorn Borg sent to me:
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Mr. Umpire sent to me:
11 Spots of Rain
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the twelfth day of Christmas
A clay court said to me:
More than 12 years of trying
11 Spots of Rain
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

PF xx