What we have learned from Roland Garros 2014

Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars: – Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew? – Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon. – The French Crowd seem to still enjoy…

My Recent Phone Call

Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…

My phone call with Stanford

Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…

Somebody stole My face

Good morning from the Big Apples, I have brought to My attention something very serious and I would like to take this opportunity to use the interweb to spread the words. Over the weekend whilst waiting for My match against, well, I don’t really know who it was, but that doesn’t matter at the moment,…

Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…

What I really said to Andrew Murray

Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…

Minutes of the last Player Council Meeting

Hello everyone. I thought it was the right time to disclose what happened at the last Player Council meeting as it contained secrets . There has been a lot of the speculations about this meeting as attending was compulsive, you had no choices but to come. It was held behind big doors. But I thought…

The Humble American Road Trip

Hello, In between the Cincinnati and going to the Big Apples I have decided to take a road trip across all the countries in the U.S.A. and it has been so exciting. I know you would like to know the highlights. Obviously I wanted to do it with the big styles so I had a…

Seeing doubles twice

Good evening, So is this a new thing fans? Do all Grand Slams have to be played twice now every time I win? Am I going to be made to enter in the U.S. Open twice? But it’s OK. I like to stay positive. I am so happy to confirm that I am the only…