Dear Fans, I know how you must be feeling. It feels like the end of the world doesn’t it? You know, it kind of is. But there’s plenty of life in this old GOAT yet! Between now and when I retire there will be many more chances for Me to win Grand Slams. I have My…
Good evening from the Wimbledon, To celebrate My greatness I have taken an excerpt from My book which seems appropriate as it illustrates what happens after a match. “After a match you should not eat straight away, allow the body to recover. You could not eat anyway as you have the sponsor and media commitments. I…
Dear Andrew of the Murrays, With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience. See you tomorrow! Sail on, down the line About half a mile…
Good Evening Mon Fans! As the old saying goes, ‘Another Day, Another Million Dollars’. My twitter followers that have been with Me since the beginning will remember that My preferred method of transport is something discreet and humble like a gold carriage. There’s just something about the feel of it that a complimentary Mercedes AMG just…
Hello Little Ones, First of all I’d like to say Happy 4th July to all My American fans. I would say more but I am in the UK at the moment and it would be a little awkward. They don’t celebrate it here for some reason. I thought I’d take a random paragraph from My…
Hello Mr. Wimbledon, Great match yesterday, I played superbly. As you are no doubt aware, the weather is getting really very warm, that’s in addition to the extra degrees added by My being on court. One of your BBC employees, Sue Barking, said it is the hottest day ever recorded at SW19. It looks like…
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