Dear Andrew of the Murrays,

With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience.

See you tomorrow!

Sail on, down the line
About half a mile or so
And staff don’t really wanna know ah
Where you’re going
Maybe once or twice you see
Time after time I tried, to
Get that Olympic Gold
But, now you have it
And I do mind
About the lobs you’re gonna make, you
I have so much money and it’s Mine
I know it’s a game
But you drive Me just insane
I’ll be running to the net
Hoping it wasn’t a let
There’s a chance that it was long
I’m looking for a quick win

Sail on down the line
Ain’t it funny where My shanks can go
Edberg said he told Me so
But it doesn’t matter
It was plain to see
That a small town GOAT like Me
Just I wasn’t your cup of tea
It was wishful thinking
I gave you my serve
As I tried to make fans happy
And you gave me nothing in return
You know it ain’t so hard to say
Would you please just go away

I’ve bought some new white shoes
My old ones look quite used
I want everyone to know
I’m looking for down the line
Down the line
Sail on Murray
The line never looked so good
Sail on Murray
New shoes never felt so good
Sail on Andrew
I never looked so good
Sail on

Much love,
PF xx