Dear Fun Fans!

What an evening! The emotions were running very high in My humble house tonight. Italia beat Angela Merkel (she is a German big boss lady) during the soccer matches and Rafael Nadal lost to Rosol in the finals of the 2nd round match in Wimbledon, 2012.

I have a little spring in My shoes and I am not sure why.

First of all commiserations to Mr. Nadal. We need to face the truth, this is a big loss to the Championships. But this does not mean it’s a bad thing. Every cloud has some linings. We must all stay calm and remember I am still in it. Obviously we must continue to have faith in Mr. Wimbledon. He put Rosol on Rafa’s side without Me asking. Merci. However, now I have seen him play I put on My thinking hats.

I told a member of staff to retreive My copy of the tennis rule book (1918 edition) and there are some issues I need to discuss with Mr. Wimbledon when I see him tomorrow. Namely:

– I have won Wimbledon before and have never received a bye to the final. Apparently this should have been implementations. Perhaps we can do this from tomorrow?

– Rosol may have to be disqualified because he hits the balls too fast. This is dangerous play and if he hits a line judge person their leg may bleed. I always tell the kids, “prevention is better than suppressing the symptoms”. Safety first. Disqualified.

– Mr. Wimbledon never did report back to Me as to why Andrew Murray has so many people in his team called “Murray”. No where in My book of rules does it actually say this is allowed. Disqualified.

–  I do not wish to be called a snitch person so I will say “my friend” says Novak Djokovic has two careers. I believe this is called the lighting up of the moon. He is a impersonation person but a very bad one. I saw on the television set that he had a blond fake hair and calling himself Maria. That’s not My name. That’s not My name. I view this as behaviour of the unsporting. Disqualified.

I know you will be upset but I have to cut this quickly. I have a match tomorrow and need to go to bed. For you fans lucky enough to be at Wimbledon I will be in disguise, mixing with the crowds before and after My match. I was so fascinated from this perspective on Tuesday I want to do it again on a day when I am playing so I can feel the atmosphere on Humble Hill!

If you’re very lucky you may just brush pass Me without even realizing.

Always your GOAT
xxx