Focaccia

Hello Little Ones, PF here on the middle Saturday. Quite unusual for Me to be on court today as you all know but I mustn’t do the grumblings. Mr. Wimbledon has put Me on last all week so staff don’t have to get Me up too early. Just a little notelet to share a little fun-time experience I…

Pseudo Pseudo Watches

Happy Semi Finals Day, to Me! I’ll keep this short as I have rather an important match today… It has been brought to My attention that some unscrupulous person is selling PseudoFed  watches on Amazon.com This has nothing to do with Me whatsoever. More importantly, the PseudoFed store that has been open for over a…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…

Twitter Account Hack

Hello My fans, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today on My first of two days off. Mr. Wimbledon really has excelled himself this year with the schedule. Unfortunately, with every positive in life, comes a negative. It appears that somebody has hacked My work Twitter account, @RogerFederer – I’m not…

A Little Reflection…

Dear Fans, I know how you must be feeling. It feels like the end of the world doesn’t it? You know, it kind of is. But there’s plenty of life in this old GOAT yet! Between now and when I retire there will be many more chances for Me to win Grand Slams. I have My…

After a match…

Good evening from the Wimbledon, To celebrate My greatness I have taken an excerpt from My book which seems appropriate as it illustrates what happens after a match. “After a match you should not eat straight away, allow the body to recover. You could not eat anyway as you have the sponsor and media commitments. I…

Dear Andrew…

Dear Andrew of the Murrays, With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience. See you tomorrow! Sail on, down the line About half a mile…