PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

Pseudo Pseudo Watches

Happy Semi Finals Day, to Me! I’ll keep this short as I have rather an important match today… It has been brought to My attention that some unscrupulous person is selling PseudoFed  watches on Amazon.com This has nothing to do with Me whatsoever. More importantly, the PseudoFed store that has been open for over a…

After a match…

Good evening from the Wimbledon, To celebrate My greatness I have taken an excerpt from My book which seems appropriate as it illustrates what happens after a match. “After a match you should not eat straight away, allow the body to recover. You could not eat anyway as you have the sponsor and media commitments. I…

How Many Languages Do You Speak?

Good Evening Mon Fans! As the old saying goes, ‘Another Day, Another Million Dollars’. My twitter followers that have been with Me since the beginning will remember that My preferred method of transport is something discreet and humble like a gold carriage. There’s just something about the feel of it that a complimentary Mercedes AMG just…

A Little Taster…

Hello Little Ones, First of all I’d like to say Happy 4th July to all My American fans. I would say more but I am in the UK at the moment and it would be a little awkward. They don’t celebrate it here for some reason. I thought I’d take a random paragraph from My…