Hello Mr. Wimbledon,
Great match yesterday, I played superbly.
As you are no doubt aware, the weather is getting really very warm, that’s in addition to the extra degrees added by My being on court. One of your BBC employees, Sue Barking, said it is the hottest day ever recorded at SW19. It looks like it’s going to be the same when I play tomorrow.
I know you’re full of the temperamentals when it comes to your rules so I asked a staff member to read the rule book to me as I have an idea.
I propose that tomorrow during My match I have an umbrella attached to a drone hovering over Me and following Me as I run around the court. If it helps, I will ensure the umbrella is white. This will create a shade for Me and should make the match rather more comfortable.
If you could get back to Me asap you’d be very grateful.