I am so happy My fans! It feels like My birthdays have all arrived in the same moments!
Let me get the negative things away from the antique tables first. I had to fire another one of My staff this evenings as he suggested I was lucky that I got through to the semi-finals by playing nobody people and then one injured person. This is totally untrue and makes the illustrations of what you can do with the statistics.
Won Martin Del Della of the Potros was not injured but played and amazing matches for all 5 sets. It was very close! But, of course, I was even more awesomes. I make up the mixes with shots of the droppings so his long injured legs could not arrive in time, also cross court passings and very fast things too.
I tried to tousle Delpo’s hair after the match like I did Goffin but I could not reach. I will get a little ladder so I will do it later.
It is true I did shout the “Shut Up” during the match. I think Djokovic’s family were there again like a few years ago. This is illegal noises and something the ATP should do something about. If it happens again I am not coming back next year (unless the clay is natural blue).
Everything was against me today:
– I played somebody I had heard of
– My opponent was too tall
– I was not on the centre court
– the clay was surprisingly slower than a hard court
– he was wearing a yellow shirt
But I still came through Victoria!
See you in the final!