Seeing doubles twice

Good evening, So is this a new thing fans? Do all Grand Slams have to be played twice now every time I win? Am I going to be made to enter in the U.S. Open twice? But it’s OK. I like to stay positive. I am so happy to confirm that I am the only…

Shut up

I am so happy My fans! It feels like My birthdays have all arrived in the same moments! Let me get the negative things away from the antique tables first. I had to fire another one of My staff this evenings as he suggested I was lucky that I got through to the semi-finals by…