Pet (GOAT) Peeves

Hello Mon fans, I thought it was time to make the little waves and say hi from Paris (France). Even though I have a reasonably good route on My way to the finals, I’ve been a little down lately. The fact that I have to play at all is starting to dwell on the brains.…

Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…

My Two Twitter Accounts

Hello everybody fans, or, as we’re approaching Roland Garros we should say, Allo Allo! I will write this only once. Today you have been informed that I have opened another tweetings account @rogerfederer. This was largely an exercise for the PR (Relations of the Public). I don’t know why the surprise. I can have more…

Pre-match interview – Roma

I thought I’d publish an interview, in the interests of being transparent. Journo: Hello PF, nice of you to give me a few minutes before the final today. Me: I know. Journo: How are you feeling ahead of the final? Me: Fine thank you, how are you? Journo: Um, I’m fine too I suppose. I…

An open letter to tournament bosses

Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…

Planning ahead on the clay surfaces

Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…