Nick Kyrgios

An Open Letter to Nick Kyrgios

Hello Nick Curious, I wrote this great piece just after My first match today, and before you created more drama and were defaulted. Just proves how great I am, again. GOAT here. I thought it was about time I gave you some free advice as staff and I feel you need some assistance given your…

Astronomy

Part 3 of the GOAT Science Manual – Astronomy Do you ever look up to the sky at night and think about where we came from? The wonder of seeing the twinklings of the stars, distant planets and E.T. on his little bicycle. Nowadays you can purchase magnifying tubes called telescopes and search the surface…

Focaccia

Hello Little Ones, PF here on the middle Saturday. Quite unusual for Me to be on court today as you all know but I mustn’t do the grumblings. Mr. Wimbledon has put Me on last all week so staff don’t have to get Me up too early. Just a little notelet to share a little fun-time experience I…

I’m Dreaming…

Original written by Irving Berlin – Since improved upon by Me. You’re Welcome I’m dreaming of a Fedal final Just like the ones we used to know Where the foreheads glisten and journos listen To see a really lovely show I’m dreaming of a Fedal final With every fluffy ball I swipe May My days be…

PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…

Twitter Account Hack

Hello My fans, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today on My first of two days off. Mr. Wimbledon really has excelled himself this year with the schedule. Unfortunately, with every positive in life, comes a negative. It appears that somebody has hacked My work Twitter account, @RogerFederer – I’m not…