PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

When I Stayed at Andrew’s House

Hello and welcome to Week 2 of Wimbledon! I am playing first on Centre Court, not sure about the other matches. As a little treat to all My fans I thought I would share a excerpt from My book. This is from a chapter called, The Ghost Hunt and it’s where Me and a few…

Twitter Account Hack

Hello My fans, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today on My first of two days off. Mr. Wimbledon really has excelled himself this year with the schedule. Unfortunately, with every positive in life, comes a negative. It appears that somebody has hacked My work Twitter account, @RogerFederer – I’m not…

Latest news

Hello Little Ones, Most of you would have seen that Stefan Edberg and I are no longer together. I broke the news on GOATbook recently: click to read. There are many reasons I made that choice but I can’t think of any of them at the moment. When I do I’ll be sure to let…

Forehands and Foxtrots

Hello Little People, Many of you have been emailing Me and making many demands because I have been rather quiet in the lately times. You are yearning for Me and to make the honestations, I don’t blame you. I chose not to win any majors this year instead focusing on My stubbly faces that I…

Hello, it is Me You’re Looking For…

Well Hello there Everybody fans! A rather large hello from the Big Apples. I’m so excited to play, today, on the first day of the U.S. Open. I write this message as I am waiting for Chef to bring Me a little surprise for breakfast. I will ask a staff member to make the publishings of…

I Will Survive

As Wimbledon commences I have penned a little number for all My opponents that will face Me during the next two weeks, or, however long I choose to remain in the Championships, whichever comes first. I encourage you to use the video at the end and do the singings along. (Original lyric written by Freddie…