Hello Mister Wimbledon,
Long time no see, well, about a year actually.
As I sit here with staff making the anxious faces about the draw which is to be announced shortly, I would like to discuss some things.
You would have seen Roland (the French version of you) gave Me a favourable draw, it even surprised Me. I was going to urge you to do the same but I thought no, let’s push the envelopes and think outside of the boxes.
I propose that I get a bye to the final. Before you make the scoffing faces and think I am being ridiculous please allow Me a chance to make the explanations.
Everybody likes Me. I’m not being rather large headed, this is just a fact and if I can embrace it, so should you. Therefore, everybody wants to see Me in the final and if I’m honest, I do too. I am really big on fairness so I want to make it clear from the onset that I am perfectly happy for all the other players to play each other for a chance to meet Me in two weeks time. It’s actually more exciting this way as they have a double motivation, 1. to reach the prestigious final and 2. to meet Me there!
In either case I am excited to be here again in Great Britains, I shall have a nice cup of tea now.
Before I go and wait for the draw I have two bits of news:
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