As Wimbledon commences I have penned a little number for all My opponents that will face Me during the next two weeks, or, however long I choose to remain in the Championships, whichever comes first.

I encourage you to use the video at the end and do the singings along.

(Original lyric written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris.
Here improved upon by Me.)

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking who’d be in the draw today on My side
I used to spend so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
But I grew strong
And I learned how to mow the lawn
And now I’m back
From outer space
I just glided in to find you here
With that same look upon your face
I should have changed the locker-room key
I should have said it was not Me
I didn’t know for just one second
You’d unlock it to annoy Me

Go on now go
Walk out the draw
Don’t turn around now
‘Cause you’re not in this anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt Me with your points
Did you think I’d stumble
Did you think I’d fall down and cry
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to serve
I know I’m going to thrive
I’ve got all my shots to give
I’ve got all my games to relive
And I’ll survive
I will survive, hey hey!

It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend
The pieces but you were way too smart
And I spent oh so many days
Just feeling sorry for Myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see Me
Somebody new
I’m not that pained up super human
Still so scared of you
And  yet the balls kept dropping in
Did you expect Me to just flee
But now I’m saving all my playing
For someone who’s worthy of playing Me

Go on now go walk out the draw
Don’t turn around now
‘Cause you’re not in this anymore
weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with your points
Did you think I’d stumble
Did you think I’d fall down and cry
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to serve
I know I’m going to thrive
I’ve got all my shots to give
I’ve got all my games to relive
and I’ll survive
I will survive, Oh…

Much love,
PF xx