Djokivic seeing injured official

Novak and Rolex

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here, I am well, thank you for asking. I asked staff to turn on one of My television sets this morning and noticed the US Open is still on. I made the surprised faces. I thought after all the big ones had either left or, as in My case, not entered…

Daniela Hantuchova

Daniela Objectivications

Hello My Dear Ones, I am well, probably better than you. As the Pseudo US Open gets underway I breathe the sigh of reliefs after staff were shaking my head all last week. I know you are of the eagers to learn why. Before I tell you this, let us first learn about the word,…

Tennis Ball Boy with Facemask

US Open and Ball Servant People

Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here. I am well but please continue to think of me. As the U.S. Open begins, I would like to dismiss the event. We can put the little asterisk next to it to show it’s not really the U.S. Open. Andrew and Jamie of the Multiple Murrays are only there because…

Photo of Nocak Djokovic

US Open 2018

Good Morning from Little Switzerland in the New York! It seems that last night didn’t go to the planned plan. Sincere apologies to all the commentators who I understand are all wearing black today. Chins up My friends, life is still good. Well, it is for Me anyway. So what happened? Well, the conditions were…

Hello, it is Me You’re Looking For…

Well Hello there Everybody fans! A rather large hello from the Big Apples. I’m so excited to play, today, on the first day of the U.S. Open. I write this message as I am waiting for Chef to bring Me a little surprise for breakfast. I will ask a staff member to make the publishings of…