Mercedes Benz

Hello Everybody Fans! I’d like to thank Mercedes Benz USA for following my personal account on the Twitter. Little bit late to the party but staff forgive you on My behalf. Now we are connected, in that you’re following Me, do you think you could send an engineer over to check some things on the…

Top Ten Signs You’re a GOAT

1. You prefer the taste of Wimbledon grass to any other¬†type of green but you just don’t know why. 2. When people annoy you, you have an overwhelming urge to charge and head butt them. 3. Every time you meet a new fan, you wonder what their t-shirt tastes like. 4. You notice everybody is…

Indian Wells 2014

Good morning from the beautiful Indian Wells! Before I begin I would like to announce that staff and sponsors suggested that I get onto this new site called Facebooks. It will be your pleasure to “Like” My page, the link is on the right >>>> Facebooks was started by a schoolboy named Mark Zuckerberg when…

YMCA

Hello fans! Here we are in the land of the free. It isn’t free by the way, you have to pay at the shops, restaurants and spa resorts. To avoid any confusion, I am using the term “you” literally. First of all let Me answer what many of My fans have been asking, the draw…