Bonjour Mon fans!
It’s been a tough week. I said week, not draw.
I don’t know, sometimes, you do all you can but everything just seems against you and you realize life is just not fair. As you can tell, I feel rather down. You know I always like to make the honestations with you.
This Wimbledon, as usual, was supposed to be all about Me. Lots of hype, commentators riddled with excitement, Sue Barker saying My name as often as another sponsor pays money into my account. I love Wimbledon, but this year feels different, other people are grabbing My headlines. I don’t believe in the conspirational theories but now staff are starting to wonder on My behalf.
Nick Curious is making a lot of front page news. He said he intentionally aimed the ball at Rafaello as well as making other meany comments. My friends in the media think this is all delicious because apparently he is box offices. I dare say if he’d aimed his balls and aggression My way instead of Raffaello, the lovely people in the media would be singing a different song.
Lastly but not not leastly, we have Andrew of the Murrays. I swear he’s come back to give Me the irritations. I can see that smirk now. Look, the fact is he retired, we had a farewell party and everything. I even sent him a gift voucher. 5 minutes later not only is he back on (My) court but he’s partnering with Serena. There are only so many minutes in a day for commentators to do the talkings and there’s nothing left for Me.
So where does that leave Me? I feel alone and unloved. Sure, I have staff, but who doesn’t? I just feel ordinary, perhaps even like you. For you guys this is normal, nobody knows or cares who you are, but for Me it is very difficult to make the coping faces. I feel like giving up, I may as well prepare My own food, put My own socks on each day. This is how bad things have become.
If it effects My game next week I hold Andrew entirely responsibles. I also want My gift voucher back.