Dear Andrew…

Dear Andrew of the Murrays, With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience. See you tomorrow! Sail on, down the line About half a mile…

My Secret Weapon to Win Wim8ledon

Hello fans, This year I am not writing a letter to Mr. Wimbledon. ‘Why not?’ I hear you ask My staff. Because I have become a little disillusioned with these last twelve months (a year). I think the tournament organizers have two faces. They smile when they see Me, ‘yes GOAT, no GOAT, four gold…

Who is he?

Hello My fans! I am fine. You’re welcome. I need to share some important informations. About two weeks agoat, My staff and I came to the Big Apples to do the relaxing times and go to the shopping. I bought one of those Space Pens here last year. Apparently they are supposed to write on…

Seeing doubles twice

Good evening, So is this a new thing fans? Do all Grand Slams have to be played twice now every time I win? Am I going to be made to enter in the U.S. Open twice? But it’s OK. I like to stay positive. I am so happy to confirm that I am the only…

How to win an Olympic Go1d Medal

Hello fans, Today we made H1STORY with the longest match ever in the Olympics! It was another record I had not held so this morning I decided to, “Just Do It” #sponsors I want to make the dedications of this bloggings to Mr Bradlings (@bgtennisnation). For those that don’t know him, he is the equivalent…

Bloggings from Olympic Britain

Hello Dear ones, It has been difficult to keep up with the bloggings as My time has been full to the top. But I am here now. The race for the Olympic Gold Medallion is going great. Although today somebody made Me play a tall one. I already have a ridiculously difficult draw so I…

Let the GOAT begin

Hello fans, It has been some times since I have sent you a bloggings. I imagine your little lives have been waiting with anxiousness for My next news. Wait no more! You see I needed to take a little vacation after a gruelling and very successful year so far. I have achieved so much and…