Hello fans from many places,
I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great to have so many people writing to Me, on the other hand it makes it very difficult to find the email to renew the subscription to various fashion magazines.
In the interest of the disclosures here is a transcriptions of the conversation during the match. People remarked that I said the naughty words to him. False. This is what really happened:
Me: Hello Andrew, nice to see you. I believe your last shot was a little too close to make the comforts.
Andrew: Why do you keep calling me Andrew when everyone else calls me, Andy?
Me: Did you see the latest episode of Homeland? What do you think will happen with Brody? I personally believe Carrie is not as mad as everybody thinks.
Me: Would you care to join Me for a glass of MOAT champagne after the next point? I have a crate delivered everywhere I go as I am their President now.
Andrew: No, I don’t drink during a match.
Andrew: You’ll have to speak to my Mum about that.
Me: Is it true what that Rafaello Nadal is coming back this year? He spent more time away from tennis than Azarenka does when she takes a time-out.
Andrew: Yes he’s coming back. That’ll be You out of the top 3 before long then.
Me: Are you making the offentions? You know the other day I overheard Mats Winglander and Patrick McEnroe arguing about who likes Me more. I think the argument was interrupted when Sue Barker from the BBC called them and said she beats them both.
Andrew: Are you going to serve any time soon?
Me: Only if you turn off Hawkeye. I hate that stupid thing. Won’t serve until you ask Mr. Umpire to do it. I won’t serve and nobody can make me.
I hope this makes the clarifications. Especially for the journalists. Their job is difficult enough with those uncomfortable chairs in the Media Centre, so staff tell Me anyway.
26 thoughts on “What I really said to Andrew Murray”
I was sure you said ‘ sucking a poppet’ which is a kind of sweet sold here in the UK 🙂
Thank you for the information Rachel person fan.
This is just hilarious, I absolutely adore you oh might one..
Thank you JNMNNMNN #confused
You have achieved many triumphs of the literatures, Maestro, and given me many of the laughings, but I must tell You this post may be not only the most enlightening but also the funniest of all. You are not so much Master of Zen as Maestro of Zest. I tip my oh-so-Panama hat to You.
Hello athena1949 fan. Zen is Me is GOAT
As a former teacher of English I am encouraged by this latest offering. The way you have presented it as a piece of drama is interesting and needs further psychological studying. In fact YOU probably need the psychologist now. When marking I did the laughings aloud and almost spilt my coffee. But, see me after class and I will put you straight or do I mean put you in a straight jacket? Love to Mirky and the twins, hope they enjoy their holiday. From your loving Andy fan. x
Hello Super Grand Mother Maureen Stewart Jones person. You have almost as many names as Juan Won Martin Del of the Potros. Hope you had some coffee left. Always pleasant to see you (and Me).
Despite myself I am warming to you as I love a man who can make me laugh both on and off the court. Looking forward to supporting you in your new career. Put the raquet down and pick up the pen. Remember the pen is mightier than the raquet….well, in your hands dear boy.
I’m not sure but I think you formulated the compliments.
Then you should know that it’s “straitjacket.”
Andy is a mere sheep, following on your GOAT footsteps.
Haha! Who’s gonna’ win the final then, Fed? 😛 Andy or Nole?
Why, the one between Andy and Nole of course! It was played earlier, Fed! Did you watch it?
One of my favorites. Absolutely!!
I believe journalism should extend the little apologies 😉
Enjoyed your explanation of the exchange with the Scottish one.
I see Miss Azarenka has been trying to have the courage to follow your lace fashion trend. Seems she was a bit indecisive about it in her Final though – one purple, one yellow. #graspthenettle
Do you agree that according to Andrew of the Castle and John Lloyd of tight shorts that in the locker room you are no longer regarded as the world no 2. Respect is now with Andrew of the Murrays.
No. Though his shorts were awkwardly tight.
Thank you Athena. I do have the knowledge but am speaking to a non-English speaking person so I do the speakings slowly with pauses.
My love for you is getting stronger
Yes, me too.
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Dear Mr. GOAT boss,
I am starting to worry about your friend Stanis. Is staff allowed to tell him that a fifth set can actually end sooner?
quick question, don’t you have staff to check your emails?
I check My email Myself Deetsy. I have not had one from you.