Following the typhoon this evening in Shanghai that made Me lose the match I thought it would be a good time to celebrate My 300th week at being the GOAT.
Let’s have some fun times and write a caption of what Andrew of the Murrays and Me were saying here. One of My staff wanted to leave a comment saying Andrew was asking, “Where exactly do you see the rain?” … he got fired.
Please leave a comment with your captions. There will be no winner, because I am already the number one seedling. It will be your pleasure to leave a comment and that shall be your prize. You’re welcome.
31 thoughts on “Caption Competition Times!”
“Roger please tell me that’s not rafa coming back on tour”
Andy says to Federer, “did you order that”
Haw GOAT – see that, ye can get it right up ye, oan the road tae Specsavers!! #Scottish
“So you’re number ONE right now?”
The other God called. He said we are playing.
excuse-me, now speak in french : aujourd’hui, Roger Federer, a très bien joué comme d’habitude – je lui dis de nouveau qu’il est le meilleur et le prochain, il le gagnera – c’est lui le meilleur Tennisman -Bernadette (FRANCE:21H.54) BONNE SOIREE TOUS!
AM: Smell my finger!
RF: *looks up at heaven* For Heaven’s Sake Andrew.
I think you’re supposed to use one finger, not two…
“See that? That’s me above you in the rankings.”
Aristotelian Roger: Give it up, Murray, truth resides in the world all around us, and I’m telling you, the reality is, the weather is too foul for us to continue playing.
Platonic Murray: And Ah’m telling yoo, ye daft goat, that this seemin’ world is only a pale shadow o’ the Realm o’ th’ Ideal. And Archetypal Ideal Tennis is demandin’ we play RAHT NOW. Or ye’ll be feelin’ the wrath o’ mah guid strong racquet, Ol Claidheamh Mòr, in mah strong raht hand, ye weel. So hop to it, laddie, afore Ah serve ye sum eviction papers, ach!
No, not up there, Roger. Up yours!
I just saw Murky eat a hot-dog this big…
YOU may see rain but I see YOUR reign coming to an end. So my Swiss friend keep looking up as that is where I am going….to the top!!
Sorry, I am not writing the captions I’m thinking in this very educated and polite and correct blog.
Andy of the Murrays : But if they close the roof, how will your private helicopter be able to land?
Did you order that?
Andy: “Roger, I hate to tell you this, but HE claims to be God.”
Roger: “Yeah, well, what does he know? He also says the world was created in 6 days.”
I come from a land
Of poets so grand
Of warrior princes
With blue painted faces
So hurry your arse
And quit with this farce
Cos one more look to the sky
Sees this right in your eye …
Shall I plug the leak with my finger?
Andy: I’m telling you Roger, I’ve won one slam.
Roger: *rolls eyeballs*
Andy: Roger, I’m Scottish. Trust me when I say *this* isn’t rain.
Come ere, you are my bitch now!
AM: Hey Rog, what happened to your 1st serve?
PF: God, you’re fired!
Andy: “I can see your staff on the roof pouring water on the court, they’re right there!”
Andy “why cant I have one good year,Rog? One..Damnit..”
Roger.. “I will think about it”
So you mean to say, this (the racket) is you and this (finger) is me?
Which punishment will it be Rog.. getting hit with the racquet or the finger?
AM: I tell you, I will only need one MP to win that final tomorrow, only one!
RF: *thinking* Dear Lord, please let me beat this guy, what can I do? A ‘tweener and a dropshot maybe? This Scottish fool could not even beat the Joker if he had five MP’s!
By the way: Glad You’re back. Missed You so much, i had to rewrite this message because i actually forgot the capital Y in You.
Still humbly referring to myself as i without that capital though.
AM: Look up, a UFO. Ha, made ya look.
See that Golden glow above us?
What, you mean my Wimbledon trophy?
No, it’s my Gold medal 8)
Andy: “Come to me…”
Roger: God, this is killing me!