Dear Staff team in Manhattan in one of My stores,
I was just passing and noticed this. You did a great job on the window dressing. Next time you decide to use a picture of Me I’d be very grateful if you could include My legs, feet and toes, rather than put them in the ground.
You may continue to have the usual staff 1.2% discount in store until the end of the week. Also could you clean the graffiti off the wall on your way out.