Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…

Planning ahead on the clay surfaces

Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…

Revised ESPN Picks

For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…

My letter to Rafa

Following much thought I decided to write to Rafa in the end. I thought it would be right to share My letter to him with you all. Dear Mr. Rafael, How are you? I am fine. A lot has changed since I last saw you on the tennis courts. I had My birthday which was…

I Have a Dream

In the celebrations of reaching My Wimbledon final I had a call on My FedBerry from Bjorn Borg sending Me his congratulations. I said yes. To celebrate he gave Me special permissions to pen and improve the lyric on a song he wrote when he was in ABBA. I present to you: I Have A…

Caroline Wozniacki

Bonsoir Mon fans, Did not do much today. I am playing in a very small tournament at the moments waiting for the real season of the tennis to start in Halle. I want to start by discussings some very important things. My number one seedlings. I want to take this moment to show my admirations…

Shut up

I am so happy My fans! It feels like My birthdays have all arrived in the same moments! Let me get the negative things away from the antique tables first. I had to fire another one of My staff this evenings as he suggested I was lucky that I got through to the semi-finals by…