Revised ESPN Picks

For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…

My letter to Rafa

Following much thought I decided to write to Rafa in the end. I thought it would be right to share My letter to him with you all. Dear Mr. Rafael, How are you? I am fine. A lot has changed since I last saw you on the tennis courts. I had My birthday which was…

I Have a Dream

In the celebrations of reaching My Wimbledon final I had a call on My FedBerry from Bjorn Borg sending Me his congratulations. I said yes. To celebrate he gave Me special permissions to pen and improve the lyric on a song he wrote when he was in ABBA. I present to you: I Have A…

Caroline Wozniacki

Bonsoir Mon fans, Did not do much today. I am playing in a very small tournament at the moments waiting for the real season of the tennis to start in Halle. I want to start by discussings some very important things. My number one seedlings. I want to take this moment to show my admirations…

Shut up

I am so happy My fans! It feels like My birthdays have all arrived in the same moments! Let me get the negative things away from the antique tables first. I had to fire another one of My staff this evenings as he suggested I was lucky that I got through to the semi-finals by…

Clay is slower than Hard Court – who knew?

Bonsoir from beautiful Paris, I have just been dropped off to My humble apartment after the match and press conferences. It was certainly an interesting day for sure. The match did not go as planned. I’m not sure what happened in the first set. My mind was somewhere else. Actually it was in Belgiums. After…

Keeping warm in Paris

It is quite difficult for Me today fans. Firstly it’s quite chillies. I have to wear My RF thermalites to keep warm. When one of your homes is in Dubai these kinds of temperatures is quite putting off. You will take my words on this and do the trusting. The other thing which has two…

Garros, number 3 match

Bonsoir fans from beautiful Paris. I hope you are very well in your lives. I am. This evening I played my third round matches against a French person. After the match I was told that I was Mahut’s idol. I was surprised to be asked this hence My response of, “It’s happened before.” It was a…

2nd Round (robin) matches – Paris

Bonjour fans, Firstly thank you for the continuing supports. I was surprised more seats were not filled to see Me in Philippe Chatrier. I am making assumptions that there must have been transport issues. Please try harder for Friday. As you saw, the first two sets went very well and I played so well. I was…

Hello My fans!

I was thinking it would be so nice and humble to share Myself a little more on a bloggings. It is difficult sometimes to share how great you are just using the tweetings. Paris is so beautiful in this moment. I played my first matches yesterday and was brilliant. I am playing so well at…