Hello My fans, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today on My first of two days off. Mr. Wimbledon really has excelled himself this year with the schedule. Unfortunately, with every positive in life, comes a negative. It appears that somebody has hacked My work Twitter account, @RogerFederer – I’m not…
Ciao Ragazzi from Italia, At the time of writing, I recently decided to leave the tournament early so I could write you this post using bloggings technology. There has been a lot of talk in recent months about equality in tennis, a.k.a. deuce. If I may, I will offer you My perspective. For Me equality…
by PseudoFed, Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus Staff work all night, Staff work all day, for lunch and breaks I say no way Ain’t it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for them That’s too bad In my dreams I have a plan I really am a wealthy man…
Hello Little Ones, Most of you would have seen that Stefan Edberg and I are no longer together. I broke the news on GOATbook recently: click to read. There are many reasons I made that choice but I can’t think of any of them at the moment. When I do I’ll be sure to let…
Hello Little People, Many of you have been emailing Me and making many demands because I have been rather quiet in the lately times. You are yearning for Me and to make the honestations, I don’t blame you. I chose not to win any majors this year instead focusing on My stubbly faces that I…
Hello Everybody Fans! As we approach Shang-High My fans have been getting excited at the prospect of seeing Me again. One such fan goes by the name of Cynthia Fan. She wrote Me a lovely little song that I’d like to share with you. If you do not follow her on the twitter I suggest…
Well Hello there Everybody fans! A rather large hello from the Big Apples. I’m so excited to play, today, on the first day of the U.S. Open. I write this message as I am waiting for Chef to bring Me a little surprise for breakfast. I will ask a staff member to make the publishings of…
Dear Fans, I know how you must be feeling. It feels like the end of the world doesn’t it? You know, it kind of is. But there’s plenty of life in this old GOAT yet! Between now and when I retire there will be many more chances for Me to win Grand Slams. I have My…
Good evening from the Wimbledon, To celebrate My greatness I have taken an excerpt from My book which seems appropriate as it illustrates what happens after a match. “After a match you should not eat straight away, allow the body to recover. You could not eat anyway as you have the sponsor and media commitments. I…
Dear Andrew of the Murrays, With help from the great Lionel Richie I have written you a little song leading up to our match tomorrow. I urge you to read it whilst playing the song, link to it on MyTube at the end for your convenience. See you tomorrow! Sail on, down the line About half a mile…
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