Dear Roland,
Following My previous blog post that I kindly presented to the world celebrating our friendship, you immediately cause Me the embarrassizations by letting an unauthorized individual on court that proceeded to touch My person.
To try and prevent this happening again, I shall list the only people allowed on court when I am in attendance:
- Me
- Umpire
- Ball Servants
- Lines People
- The Referee (only when I have a complaint)
- Physio (for the stretchings)
- Doctor (for when the opponent gives Me a headache)
- Hair Stylist (during windy conditions)
- Pedicurist
- Opponent (optional).
Roland, please print out this list and ask a staff member to place it in a pocket. If we have any breaches of security again I shall seriously consider not playing until Wednesday.
Much love,
PF xx
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Dear Roger, you can extend your security requirements to either removig public from the stadiums, or installing sme prison bars abd keep the tiresome guys in the cage.
Hello hen fan. I would like to offer you a position as staff member. Congratulations. PF xx
Can I please be allowed inside. I promise that I will not touch only see and admire the great persons
Inside the homes? Either way, please feel free to admire. PF xx
Inside the courts 🙂