Security Memo – Roland

Dear Roland, Following My previous blog post that I kindly presented to the world celebrating our friendship, you¬†immediately cause Me the embarrassizations by letting an unauthorized¬†individual on court that proceeded to touch My person. To try and prevent this happening again, I shall list the only people allowed on court when I am in attendance:…

Urgent post about Mr. Harmans

Hello fans, I must take a moment out of My busy schedule to dictate an urgent post on My bloggings which will be posted on the interwebs (public). It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Mr. Harmans of The Times still has not had his straw hat delivered back to him after…

Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…