Andrew and Kim’s Wedding Vows

Hello everybody fans!

This weekend Andrew and Kim will be married. Staff and I wish them every happiness.

As you all know, much of My staff have infiltrated many areas of society, from The White House, Top NewsBurberry Spring Summer 2013 Womenswear Show - Arrivals Agencies, The ATP and Sesame Street. Through such contacts I can bring you special secrets: GOATileaks. Here I provide you with an advance viewing of the wedding vows Andrew and Kim have written for each other:

I, Andrew of the Murrays, take you, Kim Swears, to be my lawfully wedded wife, my constant friend, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward. In the presence of our family and friends and of course the almighty GOAT that oversees each and everyone of us, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful hitting partner, in the first set and also in the third. In the case of a Grand Slam I vow to be there if you need me for all five sets. In good line calls and in bad, and in joy as well as in Hawkeye, I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in your goals, to honour and respect you, to laugh with you and swear with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live.

I, Kim Swears, take you Andrew of the Murrays, to be my husband, my partner and my *&%king one true love. I will bloody well cherish our union and love you more each match than I did the previous round. I swear to GOAT that I will trust you and respect you, swear at you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through the match points and comfort breaks. As you take my $^&king hand, I give you my heart, and my bloody love, from this day forward for as long as we both shall live.
Congratulations to you both ❤
Much love
PF (and staff) xx
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12 thoughts on “Andrew and Kim’s Wedding Vows

  1. You really are *$#*ing brilliant. Your use of a clever ghost writer is nothing short of genius. Your devoted Andy fan.

  2. This had me giggling at work earlier today, they wondered what was so funny – I didn’t show them, they wouldn’t understand 😉 #Andyfan #Tennisblogger

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