Good evening from your Champion!
I had a pleasant day, had a gentle morning, played tennis this afternoon and then H1S7ORY.
You’ve already heard My press conferences and interview with Sue (Minx) Barker. As My tweetings said during the interview, I feel that she made the intentions of brushing past My GOAT bottoms. I am making debates about whether I should report her to Mr. Wimbledon for the harassments . I think I need to complete some application forms first.
After doing the obligatory interviews confirming how great I am My staff had a surprise for Me. I smiled for 9 minutes and 52 seconds when I saw it! It was an Emperor’s Sedan Chair. I will attach a photo for you here in this bloggings. They must have had it flown over from one of My homes. The plan was that they wanted to carry Me back to the apartment in it. I said yes.
It took longer than expected, especially negotiating the traffic stop lights. People in Wimbledon Village did a lot of the starings but I am used to this as everybody loves to see Me.
I realised that the staff member on the front-right was not as fast as the other three. I wasn’t sure in the beginnings but when I saw the Dog & Fox pub three times going around the roundabout circles at the end of Church Road this made the confirmations.
As you can make the imaginations, I had to fire him immediately for insubordination. then I realised I was one person short (front-right). Replacing him was not straight forward. We had to organise interviews, checking of the backgrounds, selection then training (rigorous). I got home eventually and here I am.
About the match? Well I am a little angry here. Mr. Wimbledon told Me that I was the local hero. In fact, no matter where I play the crowd always support Me over anybody else. But today I did not feel this. I was a lot surprised because the Prime Ministerial Boss of Great Britain, David Cameroon was there. One assumed they would be more obedient with their boss and Me in the house. I nearly shouted Shut Up several times but decided to detain Myself in case Andrew aimed a ball at My trophies like he did with Tsonga.
I was surprised to learn that as well as winning I am the number one seedling too! Really? You’re welcome!
Now I am making the preparations for the Olympics and we are going for Go1d.
Till next time,