Bonjour Mon Fans, I hope you are all well. You will be pleased to know I am. It is with great sadness that I have decided to preview the final of the French Open in France. I have used the pie charts, quantum analysis, technical drawing technology, algorithm numbers and lastly, of course, the quadratic…
Hello Everybody Fans! Since adding Istanbul to My schedule, I hereby announce the complete itinerary from now until the Summer. 23 Feb: Dubai 12 March: Indian Wells 28 March: Quick Shopping trip to New York on the way back, the Big Apples 12 April: Monte Carlo 13 April: Depart Nice Côte d’Azur Airport – Destination…
Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…
Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…
Hello, I am fine thank you. Sadly in the Grand Slam events, one can’t be promoted straight to the final and it is that time again. Many people have asked Me how I see My next match going so here is a special preview of the Quarter-Final: Set 1 I will start out with the very…
Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…
For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…
Dear Mr. Flushings, I write in relation to the draw of the big American tennis tournament in New York New York. The GOAT is very upset. Everybody on the circuits knows the rules. I am back at being the number 1 seedling. Djokovic is the number 2 so this places him on the other sides…
Good evening from your Champion! I had a pleasant day, had a gentle morning, played tennis this afternoon and then H1S7ORY. You’ve already heard My press conferences and interview with Sue (Minx) Barker. As My tweetings said during the interview, I feel that she made the intentions of brushing past My GOAT bottoms. I am…
Happy Thursday Day fans! We are again in the finals of the semis! As much as this should be a time of rejoice I want to be open with you about some negative emoticons I am feeling in these moments. This morning a member of staff said to Me over breakfast times: “Why does everyone…
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