My Recent Phone Call

Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…

My phone call with Stanford

Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…

Yesterday…

Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…

Revised ESPN Picks

For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…

My One Wish

Dear Mr. Flushings, I write in relation to the draw of the big American tennis tournament in New York New York. The GOAT is very upset. Everybody on the circuits knows the rules. I am back at being the number 1 seedling. Djokovic is the number 2 so this places him on the other sides…