My Recent Phone Call

Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…

My phone call with Stanford

Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…

Yesterday…

Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…

Revised ESPN Picks

For those outside of the America, ESPN get expert people to make the predictions on the tennis before the tournaments. I am formerly letting everybody know that the “picks” that were made today were incorrect. On behalf of ESPN I apologise for their administrative error. They have assured Me that the appropriate staff have been…

My One Wish

Dear Mr. Flushings, I write in relation to the draw of the big American tennis tournament in New York New York. The GOAT is very upset. Everybody on the circuits knows the rules. I am back at being the number 1 seedling. Djokovic is the number 2 so this places him on the other sides…

Dog & Fox Pub

Good evening from your Champion! I had a pleasant day, had a gentle morning, played tennis this afternoon and then H1S7ORY. You’ve already heard My press conferences and interview with Sue (Minx) Barker. As My tweetings said during the interview, I feel that she made the intentions of brushing past My GOAT bottoms. I am…

Ask The GOAT, The Revealings

Happy Thursday Day fans! We are again in the finals of the semis! As much as this should be a time of rejoice I want to be open with you about some negative emoticons I am feeling in these moments. This morning a member of staff said to Me over breakfast times: “Why does everyone…

Ask The GOAT

Hello fans, I want you to know My back is OK. I have been doing My special exercises that I mentioned in the after-match chat and it feels good. So don’t worry. This bloggings today is about you. I want to give you a gift I know will make you happy. I am doing a…