In between the Cincinnati and going to the Big Apples I have decided to take a road trip across all the countries in the U.S.A. and it has been so exciting. I know you would like to know the highlights.
Obviously I wanted to do it with the big styles so I had a custom made motorbicycle. Of course, it can only be the most famous one of them all, the Charlie Davidson. Why did I have a custom made Charlie? Because on the back I have Mirky, the Kids, Paul Anaconda and staff. Honestly it is amazing. I feel like Erik Estrada making the cruises across the Highways.The only difference is that instead of a “CHiPs” helmet I wanted the big hat that the Cowboys wear. I went into such a store, asked for a 10 Litre hat and after a moment of silence the shopkeeper suggested I had a hat with a propeller on the top. It wasn’t really what I was looking for but once you get up to speed on the Charlie Davidson it’s a lot of fun and I notice everybody looking at me doing the pointing.
Some of My staff wanted to go towards the California but I said no. I will make the honesty and admit that I was afraid of bumping into Jay Lego. The pitch of his voice and his little laugh makes me feel uncomfortable.
Roswell in a Newish Mexico was another highlight. This location is famous for the crashes of the Aliens a long time ago (I think when John McEnroe used to play tennis) and is home of the conspiracies. I’m not sure why everybody says you can never see anything. I went out one night and all the Aliens flocked down as they were excited to see Me and make the congratulations. They are small people which pleased Me as you all know how I feel about people taller than Me.
The most exciting stop was when we came across a great location, which I decided to buy. I hereby announce the public opening of My North American Headquarters which you will find on the East Coast.
You will be pleased to visit and pay homage to Me, buy gifts and also buy the flags that everybody waves in the stadiums, “Shhh, Genius At Work”. I am also announcing the new line, “Shut Up, Genius At Work”. I will use the premises to keep staff for when I need them on My travels to this continent.
Lastly on My way to New York New York I thought I’d go to the White House to see My good friend Mr. Clinton. Strange. Apparently they said he doesn’t live there any more. I thought the man that said this was making the jokes as I was still wearing My propeller hat so I made the dubious faces. I mean, why would you move out of such a big house like that?
Anyway, time to do the checking-in in My usual hotel.