1. You prefer the taste of Wimbledon grass to any other type of green but you just don’t know why. 2. When people annoy you, you have an overwhelming urge to charge and head butt them. 3. Every time you meet a new fan, you wonder what their t-shirt tastes like. 4. You notice everybody is…
Hello Everybody Fans! Since adding Istanbul to My schedule, I hereby announce the complete itinerary from now until the Summer. 23 Feb: Dubai 12 March: Indian Wells 28 March: Quick Shopping trip to New York on the way back, the Big Apples 12 April: Monte Carlo 13 April: Depart Nice Côte d’Azur Airport – Destination…
Hello Little Guys, It’s Me, GOAT. I hope you are enjoying the second week of the tournament and are still feeling gratefulness that I chose to depart during the first week. Sometimes when one reaches this level of seniority it is appropriate to let others have a chance too. You’re welcome. So, the quarter-finals are…
Due to the delay of the rains I thought I’d pen you a little ditty. You’re welcome. Take a look at my Wilson It’s not the only one I got Very much a big Wilson Never seem to shank a lot Take a Fed Jet across the water America likes to see Me See My…
Hello grass, my old friend, I’ve come to play on you again, Such a vision of Me sweeping, Groundsman sowing seeds while I was sleeping, The vision of Me that was planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of tennis. In restless dreams I played Nadal On grass and hard and clay –…
Good day from The Wimbledon! I have had many emails during the night times asking about some comments I recently made in the interviews about time keeping in tennis. In the interests of being transparent I will use My bloggings technology to make the clarifications. Lukas Rosol is correct. Some players take too long in…
Hello My fans! I am fine. As I sit here waiting to go on Centre Court I thought it would be nice for you to hear from Me. My week has gone very well so far. I have played once. What an interesting week we have had in the sport. We have the new kid…
Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars: – Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew? – Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon. – The French Crowd seem to still enjoy…
Ciao a tutti! I send you all the little wave. You will have noticed that I have been rather on the side of quiet lately. Tennis had to take the back seat of a rather expensive vehicle. You probably think I’m not like everybody else, that I’m amazing and truly something special. You’d be right.…
Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…
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