Important: Revised Schedule, First Half of 2015

Hello Everybody Fans! Since adding Istanbul to My schedule, I hereby announce the complete itinerary from now until the Summer. 23 Feb: Dubai 12 March: Indian Wells 28 March: Quick Shopping trip to New York on the way back, the Big Apples 12 April: Monte Carlo 13 April: Depart Nice Côte d’Azur Airport – Destination…

The Sound of Tennis – By Simon & PseudoFunkel

Hello grass, my old friend, I’ve come to play on you again, Such a vision of Me sweeping, Groundsman sowing seeds while I was sleeping, The vision of Me that was planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of tennis. In restless dreams I played Nadal On grass and hard and clay –…

Stanford’s Wimbledon Schedule for Second Week (2014)

Happy Sunday everybody fans! The weather here in Wimbledon today has been the little wet so I thought I’d take a moment to relay some informations about My trying to help Stanford’s schedule. As much as I have the little jokes with him, the truth is he is the great friend and top person. I…

Time Keeping in tennis

Good day from The Wimbledon! I have had many emails during the night times asking about some comments I recently made in the interviews about time keeping in tennis. In the interests of being transparent I will use My bloggings technology to make the clarifications. Lukas Rosol is correct. Some players take too long in…

Wimbledon Week 1 so far

Hello My fans! I am fine. As I sit here waiting to go on Centre Court I thought it would be nice for you to hear from Me. My week has gone very well so far. I have played once. What an interesting week we have had in the sport. We have the new kid…

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…

Top Coach Needed

Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…

My Legacy

Hello, I am very well thank you. During these last 2 or 3 weeks some things have been brought to My attention from, not all journalists, but by one or two special ones. And I would like to take this opportunity to thank them personally via this article. You’re welcome. These couple of good friend…

Afternoon Tea and Scones

Hello fans, I am fine, how are you? As you may have heard I have been adding extra dates to My tennis calendar that is hanging up in My study at homes. A lot of people in the media have made the speculations that it is My “farewell tour”. I can confirm that they are…

My Tips for Mr and Mrs Commentator

Good afternoon, For some reason I seem to have a lot of spare time in these moments. I like to be productive and keep making the improvements not only as a champion but also as a person too, so decided to use this extra time to watch the television set. There’s a tennis tournament on…