You’re My Best French

To celebrate this year’s French Open I penned a little gem. (Original lyrics, John Deacon. Now improved upon by Me) Ooh, you make Me live Whatever Mr. Wimby can give to Me It’s you, you give me more Ooh, you make Me play now Roland Ooh, you make Me live That’s the best draw That…

Mercedes Benz

Hello Everybody Fans! I’d like to thank Mercedes Benz USA for following my personal account on the Twitter. Little bit late to the party but staff forgive you on My behalf. Now we are connected, in that you’re following Me, do you think you could send an engineer over to check some things on the…

Top Ten Signs You’re a GOAT

1. You prefer the taste of Wimbledon grass to any other type of green but you just don’t know why. 2. When people annoy you, you have an overwhelming urge to charge and head butt them. 3. Every time you meet a new fan, you wonder what their t-shirt tastes like. 4. You notice everybody is…

Big day for Scotland

Bonjour mon fans, Today is an important day for My fans in Scotland. For those that don’t know, Scotland is a country very near the North Pole. Scotland today will vote on whether they prefer the word, ‘yes’ or the word, ‘no’. To My knowledge this has never been done before. It’s quite a complicated…

Breakfast in America by SuperGOAT

Due to the delay of the rains I thought I’d pen you a little ditty. You’re welcome. Take a look at my Wilson It’s not the only one I got Very much a big Wilson Never seem to shank a lot Take a Fed Jet across the water America likes to see Me See My…

The Sound of Tennis – By Simon & PseudoFunkel

Hello grass, my old friend, I’ve come to play on you again, Such a vision of Me sweeping, Groundsman sowing seeds while I was sleeping, The vision of Me that was planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of tennis. In restless dreams I played Nadal On grass and hard and clay –…

Time Keeping in tennis

Good day from The Wimbledon! I have had many emails during the night times asking about some comments I recently made in the interviews about time keeping in tennis. In the interests of being transparent I will use My bloggings technology to make the clarifications. Lukas Rosol is correct. Some players take too long in…

Paternity Leave

Ciao a tutti! I send you all the little wave. You will have noticed that I have been rather on the side of quiet lately. Tennis had to take the back seat of a rather expensive vehicle. You probably think I’m not like everybody else, that I’m amazing and truly something special. You’d be right.…