Hello grass, my old friend, I’ve come to play on you again, Such a vision of Me sweeping, Groundsman sowing seeds while I was sleeping, The vision of Me that was planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of tennis. In restless dreams I played Nadal On grass and hard and clay –…
Good day from The Wimbledon! I have had many emails during the night times asking about some comments I recently made in the interviews about time keeping in tennis. In the interests of being transparent I will use My bloggings technology to make the clarifications. Lukas Rosol is correct. Some players take too long in…
Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars: – Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew? – Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon. – The French Crowd seem to still enjoy…
Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…
On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…
Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…
Good morning from the Big Apples, I have brought to My attention something very serious and I would like to take this opportunity to use the interweb to spread the words. Over the weekend whilst waiting for My match against, well, I don’t really know who it was, but that doesn’t matter at the moment,…
Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…
I thought I’d publish an interview, in the interests of being transparent. Journo: Hello PF, nice of you to give me a few minutes before the final today. Me: I know. Journo: How are you feeling ahead of the final? Me: Fine thank you, how are you? Journo: Um, I’m fine too I suppose. I…
Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…
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