Hello Everybody fans, GOAT here. Today is one of those days where, in years to come, people will be saying, “Where were you when…. ?” I have decided the world is ready for My scriptures. Already a timeless classic, I have written The Book that will grace all species and will exceed the end of time. PseudoFed’s Guide to…
Dear Roland, Following My previous blog post that I kindly presented to the world celebrating our friendship, you immediately cause Me the embarrassizations by letting an unauthorized individual on court that proceeded to touch My person. To try and prevent this happening again, I shall list the only people allowed on court when I am in attendance:…
To celebrate this year’s French Open I penned a little gem. (Original lyrics, John Deacon. Now improved upon by Me) Ooh, you make Me live Whatever Mr. Wimby can give to Me It’s you, you give me more Ooh, you make Me play now Roland Ooh, you make Me live That’s the best draw That…
Hello everybody fans! This weekend Andrew and Kim will be married. Staff and I wish them every happiness. As you all know, much of My staff have infiltrated many areas of society, from The White House, Top News Agencies, The ATP and Sesame Street. Through such contacts I can bring you special secrets: GOATileaks. Here I…
Hello Everybody Fans! I’d like to thank Mercedes Benz USA for following my personal account on the Twitter. Little bit late to the party but staff forgive you on My behalf. Now we are connected, in that you’re following Me, do you think you could send an engineer over to check some things on the…
1. You prefer the taste of Wimbledon grass to any other type of green but you just don’t know why. 2. When people annoy you, you have an overwhelming urge to charge and head butt them. 3. Every time you meet a new fan, you wonder what their t-shirt tastes like. 4. You notice everybody is…
Hello Everybody Fans! Since adding Istanbul to My schedule, I hereby announce the complete itinerary from now until the Summer. 23 Feb: Dubai 12 March: Indian Wells 28 March: Quick Shopping trip to New York on the way back, the Big Apples 12 April: Monte Carlo 13 April: Depart Nice Côte d’Azur Airport – Destination…
Hello Little Guys, It’s Me, GOAT. I hope you are enjoying the second week of the tournament and are still feeling gratefulness that I chose to depart during the first week. Sometimes when one reaches this level of seniority it is appropriate to let others have a chance too. You’re welcome. So, the quarter-finals are…
Me Three Kings Me the king of Orient am Staff bear gifts they traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following GOATly star O GOAT of wonder, GOAT of night I am royal beauty so bright Very high seedling, still proceeding Guiding you to thy Perfect Light Born a King on Switzerland’s plain Gold…
Bonjour mon fans, Today is an important day for My fans in Scotland. For those that don’t know, Scotland is a country very near the North Pole. Scotland today will vote on whether they prefer the word, ‘yes’ or the word, ‘no’. To My knowledge this has never been done before. It’s quite a complicated…
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